They criticized Vista. And they should know
Ooohhh, BURN!
Mike Nash, a Microsoft vice president who oversees Windows product management.
Jon A. Shirley, a Microsoft board member and former president and chief operating officer.
Steven Sinofsky, Microsoft's senior vice president responsible for Windows.
They all upgraded to Vista and then had issues with their software. Nash bought a laptop with a "Windows Vista capable" logo, which turned out to be false. He can't run applications like Microsoft Movie Maker (who uses that shit anyway?) or the full Vista either.
“I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine,” he says.
There is a class action lawsuit going on by people who bought "Windows Capable" machines, which is marketing bullshit. So internal Microsoft emails where requisitioned.
So, we come to our Sweeney Todd moment of the week...
Bill Gates: "Who dares to say my elixir is piss? who says dis?"
Bill's VPs: We do. We have opened a bottle of Vista's Elixer and we say to you, it is nothing but an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink.
Even the Mac vs. PC ads aren't this funny.
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